Edd Hadley - What's the opposite of cool?

Today I have discovered the latest purchase of Edward Owen Hadley, Bristol based singleton. I have long been an admirer of good suits and for this reason have taken it upon myself to highlight this horrendous purchase. Edd Hadley is now the proud owner of a beige moleskin suit with lime green pinstripes, that is quite frankly offensive to the eye. The color most resembles cow pat and the texture is similar to that of an unbrushed, stray cat. Here I begin a petition to have this suit removed and incinerated for the good of man and womankind and in the hope that some day this young man will hookup with a girl with full vision.
Thank you

Have you noticed the picture of the poor young man on the right hand side? Please help people like Edd by giving money to stroke victims now.