Today I have discovered the latest purchase of Edward Owen Hadley, Bristol based singleton. I have long been an admirer of good suits and for this reason have taken it upon myself to highlight this horrendous purchase. Edd Hadley is now the proud owner of a beige moleskin suit with lime green pinstripes, that is quite frankly offensive to the eye. The color most resembles cow pat and the texture is similar to that of an unbrushed, stray cat. Here I begin a petition to have this suit removed and incinerated for the good of man and womankind and in the hope that some day this young man will hookup with a girl with full vision.
Thank you
To add to this clothing based post, it has now come to my attention that with Edwards recent purchase of a motorbike he has also bought a do-rag of matching color. I mean... really?
ReplyDeletemust be better than the badger fur suit he purchased last year. i would have thought bristol care in the community team could have stretched to supplying Edward with clothes of a more suitable nature. probably a good idea for him to purchase a small dog !! everyone would take pity on it and toss Edward some coins.
ReplyDeleteDid somebody buy him a baby grow ?? sure i saw him in one whilst riding his motorbike!!
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